You might be a Utahn if...

You might be a "Utahn" if.......

• You keep your clothes in "Chester Drawers"
• You don't pronounce T's in the middle of words. (Moun'n, Lay'n)
• You know what Fry Sauce is made of.
• You go to the duck pond to feed the Seagulls.
• Green Jell-o with cabbage mixed in doesn't seem strange.
• You can pronounce Tooele
• The U is not just a letter - Neither is the Y.
• You have actually eaten funeral potatoes
• You've gotten both heat and frost burns off your car's door handle in the same month.
• You are not surprised to hear words like "Darn, Fetch, Flip", "Oh, My Heck" and "Shoot".
• Your tulips get snowed on three times after they come up and twice more after they bloom.
• You can go skiing and play golf on the same day.
• Somewhere in your family tree is a polygamist.
• You know the difference between a 'Steak House' and a 'Stake House'.
• You've broken down on the highway and somebody stops to help you
• You can see the stars at night
• You have a bumper sticker that says "Families are Forever."
• Your family considers a trip to McDonald'd a night out.
• Your kids believe the deer hunt is a national holiday.
• You consider a temple recommend a credit reference.
• At least two of your salad bowls are at the homes of neighbors.
• You can make Jell-O salad without the recipe.
• You've heard about BYU football in a testimony meeting.
• You have two gallons of ice cream in your freezer at all times.
• Hotel rooms all have the Book of Mormon.
• You buy your wardrobe at the local grocery superstore.
• You learn about the Mormon Church by taking history in elementary school.
• You live in a state where Democrats always come in third place, unless a zoo animal is running. Then they come in fourth.
• Schools stay open, even if two feet of snow falls overnight, but closes for the opening of hunting season.
• People wear shorts and T-shirts if the temperature rises above 32 degrees.
• People wear socks with their sandles
• There is a church on every corner, but they all teach the same thing.
• There is also a 7-11 at every street corner
• The most popular public transportation system is a ski lift.
• In-state college football rivalries are bigger than the Super Bowl.
• You don't have to breathe cigarette smoke until you walk outside a building.
• Every driveway has a minivan and a pickup truck.
• When you buy a new vehicle, cigarette lighters are optional equipment but ski racks are standard.
• Every time a new family moves into your neighborhood, your whole family has to go and meet them the next day, after you helped them unload their moving truck
• Your paycheck has an additional 10 percent deduction.
• More movies are filmed in your town than in Hollywood.
• You've never had a Mormon missionary knock on your door, Unless you are having them over for dinner that night
• You make a toast with red punch at your wedding reception.
• You have more raw wheat stored than some Third World countries.
• Your idea of a good time is playing Pictionary in the cultural hall.
• You and all your friends come to your mother for a haircut in her kitchen.