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http://www.pillowgirlscraps.com
the site so cool I put my name on it lol

I'VE MOVED

http://www.pillowgirlscraps.com
the site so cool I put my name on it lol

I'VE MOVED

http://www.pillowgirlscraps.com
the site so cool I put my name on it lol

I'VE MOVED

http://www.pillowgirlscraps.com
the site so cool I put my name on it lol

I'VE MOVED

http://www.pillowgirlscraps.com
the site so cool I put my name on it lol
I'VE MOVED

http://www.pillowgirlscraps.com
the site so cool I put my name on it lol

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

You might be a Utahn if...

You might be a "Utahn" if.......

  • You keep your clothes in "Chester Drawers"
  • You don't pronounce T's in the middle of words. (Moun'n, Lay'n)
  • You know what Fry Sauce is made of.
  • You go to the duck pond to feed the Seagulls.
  • Green Jell-o with cabbage mixed in doesn't seem strange.
  • You can pronounce Tooele
  • The U is not just a letter - Neither is the Y.
  • You have actually eaten funeral potatoes
  • You've gotten both heat and frost burns off your car's door handle in the same month.
  • You are not surprised to hear words like "Darn, Fetch, Flip", "Oh, My Heck" and "Shoot".
  • Your tulips get snowed on three times after they come up and twice more after they bloom.
  • You can go skiing and play golf on the same day.
  • Somewhere in your family tree is a polygamist.
  • You know the difference between a 'Steak House' and a 'Stake House'.
  • You've broken down on the highway and somebody stops to help you
  • You can see the stars at night
  • You have a bumper sticker that says "Families are Forever."
  • Your family considers a trip to McDonald'd a night out.
  • Your kids believe the deer hunt is a national holiday.
  • You consider a temple recommend a credit reference.
  • At least two of your salad bowls are at the homes of neighbors.
  • You can make Jell-O salad without the recipe.
  • You've heard about BYU football in a testimony meeting.
  • You have two gallons of ice cream in your freezer at all times.
  • Hotel rooms all have the Book of Mormon.
  • You buy your wardrobe at the local grocery superstore.
  • You learn about the Mormon Church by taking history in elementary school.
  • You live in a state where Democrats always come in third place, unless a zoo animal is running. Then they come in fourth.
  • Schools stay open, even if two feet of snow falls overnight, but closes for the opening of hunting season.
  • People wear shorts and T-shirts if the temperature rises above 32 degrees.
  • People wear socks with their sandles
  • There is a church on every corner, but they all teach the same thing.
  • There is also a 7-11 at every street corner
  • The most popular public transportation system is a ski lift.
  • In-state college football rivalries are bigger than the Super Bowl.
  • You don't have to breathe cigarette smoke until you walk outside a building.
  • Every driveway has a minivan and a pickup truck.
  • When you buy a new vehicle, cigarette lighters are optional equipment but ski racks are standard.
  • Every time a new family moves into your neighborhood, your whole family has to go and meet them the next day, after you helped them unload their moving truck
  • Your paycheck has an additional 10 percent deduction.
  • More movies are filmed in your town than in Hollywood.
  • You've never had a Mormon missionary knock on your door, Unless you are having them over for dinner that night
  • You make a toast with red punch at your wedding reception.
  • You have more raw wheat stored than some Third World countries.
  • Your idea of a good time is playing Pictionary in the cultural hall.
  • You and all your friends come to your mother for a haircut in her kitchen.

1 comment:

Tracie said...

That is too funny I am in Rose park Utah

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